Field Intelligence Submission

Submit local knowledge about your suburb. Help the Field Marshal roast accurately!

How This Works

  1. 1.Select your suburb (or the suburb you're roasting)
  2. 2.Write a stereotype, local quirk, or tactical observation
  3. 3.Submit for Field Marshal review
  4. 4.If approved, your intel may appear in future defense plans!

Note: Keep it satirical and funny, not mean-spirited or offensive. The Field Marshal has standards.

Submit Local Intel

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Example Submissions

  • Toorak: "The hedges are so high because making eye contact with pedestrians lowers property values."
  • Brunswick: "Every second person is starting a podcast about other podcasts."
  • Bondi: "Instagram influencers outnumber actual residents but neither group can afford to live there."