Field Intelligence Submission
Submit local knowledge about your suburb. Help the Field Marshal roast accurately!
How This Works
- 1.Select your suburb (or the suburb you're roasting)
- 2.Write a stereotype, local quirk, or tactical observation
- 3.Submit for Field Marshal review
- 4.If approved, your intel may appear in future defense plans!
Note: Keep it satirical and funny, not mean-spirited or offensive. The Field Marshal has standards.
Submit Local Intel
Example Submissions
- Toorak: "The hedges are so high because making eye contact with pedestrians lowers property values."
- Brunswick: "Every second person is starting a podcast about other podcasts."
- Bondi: "Instagram influencers outnumber actual residents but neither group can afford to live there."