Quick Threat Assessment
Fast, brutal roasts of Australian suburbs. No prisoners taken.
ROAST ANY SUBURB
Enter ANY Australian suburb and Field Marshal von Suburb-Defender will generate a savage, AI-powered roast. No suburb is safe.
Note: Custom roasts use AI and may take 10-15 seconds to generate
Or Choose a Pre-Roasted Suburb
Instant roasts for our most-targeted suburbs.
Toorak
VIC
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Moonee Ponds
VIC
Click to roast
Mentone
VIC
Click to roast
Swan View
WA
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Abbotsford
VIC
Click to roast
Yarraville
VIC
Click to roast
Williamstown
VIC
Click to roast
Barcelona
SPAIN
Click to roast