Western Australia
The most isolated capital in the world breeds a unique breed of suburban warrior. 3 hours behind the rest of Australia... and 30 years ahead in mining wealth arrogance.
Operational Regions
Perth Hills
The Darling Scarp: Nature's fortress 324m above the flatlanders
Northern Suburbs
From Joondalup to Two Rocks - the sprawling battlefront
Fremantle Corridor
Port city defenses and the south-western frontier
Perth Hills Theatre
Primary operational focus
The Darling Scarp provides natural defensive advantages that the hills dwellers have exploited since the first hippy moved to Darlington in search of "authentic living". From the Zig Zag gatekeepers of Kalamunda to the fire-hardened survivors of Parkerville, this is Western Australia's premier suburban battleground.
Featured WA Battles
The Battle of the Scarp
Kalamunda vs Gooseberry Hill
Who looks down on whom? Elevation warfare at its finest.
The Railway War
Midland vs Guildford
Working class junction vs heritage snobs.
The Class War
Swan View vs Midland
Hills bogans clash with railway workers.
The Deep Hills Derby
Glen Forrest vs Mundaring
Tavern loyalty vs Weir water rights.
The Altitude War
Gooseberry Hill vs High Wycombe
Scarp snobs vs Bunnings peasants.
WA Militia Archetypes
The FIFO Fighter
Two weeks on, one week defending. Arrives with mining paycheck and 4WD.
The Hills Hermit
Moved to escape Perth. Now defends against anyone who followed.
The Coastal Crusader
Defends beach access with religious fervor. Owns multiple wetsuits.
The Local Lager Lord
Knows everyone at the pub. Intelligence network rivals ASIO.
Strategic WA Intelligence
Geographic Advantages
- Darling Scarp provides 324m natural fortification
- 3,000km isolation from eastern reinforcements
- Indian Ocean provides western flank protection
- Swan River acts as natural moat for city center
Cultural Warfare Assets
- "Wait until you hear about our GST returns"
- 3-hour time difference disrupts eastern command
- Rotto day-tripper defensive training
- Mining boom wealth funds unlimited supplies