From the foundation of the first militias to the modern day, trace the conflicts that have shaped Australia's suburban battlegrounds.
Collingwood • VIC
At the Yorkshire Stingo Hotel, workers establish both the Collingwood Football Club and the Magpie Marauders defense force in a single historic meeting.
Toorak • VIC
Uninvited guests attempt to attend a Toorak lawn party, triggering the formation of the Hedge Fund Hussars.
Collingwood, Carlton • VIC
Carlton supporters spotted in Collingwood territory sparks the first recorded skirmish between the two suburbs.
Bondi • NSW
The Bronze Anzacs emerge when lifesavers expand their mandate from saving lives to saving prime beach spots.
Toorak, Prahran • VIC
Toorak's Hedge Fund Hussars repel an invasion from Prahran using the famous "Boxwood Blitzkrieg" topiary tactics.
A massive cyclone tests the Bronze Anzacs who rescue hundreds, proving their capability beyond territorial disputes.
Moonee Ponds • VIC
A young housewife named Edna Everage transforms a flower-arranging club into Moonee Ponds' fearsome defense force.
Toorak deploys its lawyer battalions for the first time to protect residential parking during the Melbourne Olympics.
Collingwood wins its fourth consecutive premiership, establishing a psychological dominance that Carlton has never recovered from.
Toorak, South Yarra • VIC
Toorak formally refuses to acknowledge South Yarra's claims of social equality, establishing a permanent class divide.
Moonee Ponds, Essendon • VIC
The Gladioli Guard successfully repels Essendon's cultural incursion into Moonee Ponds territory using devastating passive aggression.
Swan View • WA
Perth council attempts to enforce building codes in Swan View; the Hills District Irregulars mount a legendary resistance.
Swan View hosts a three-day burnout competition that becomes an unofficial suburb holiday and demonstration of force.
Fitzroy • VIC
The Brunswick Street Baristas successfully prevent Starbucks from opening in Fitzroy, uniting all coffee factions.
Collingwood, St Kilda • VIC
Collingwood and St Kilda draw the Grand Final, extending Collingwood's suffering by exactly one week before eventual victory.
The Bronze Anzacs successfully establish protocols to manage tourist overflow while maintaining local beach access.
Toorak's Hedge Fund Hussars fail to prevent rideshare vehicles from entering the suburb - their first major defeat in decades.
Collingwood loses a preliminary final from an unloseable position, traumatizing a new generation of Magpie supporters.
The Hills District Irregulars hold a 6-hour protest at the local servo over fuel prices, ending with complimentary pies.
The Bronze Anzacs fight for the right to swim during pandemic lockdowns, establishing "exercise swim" protocols.
Barry Humphries passes away. The Gladioli Guard declares a week of mourning and vows eternal vigilance in Edna's honor.